I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

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lucyinmysky:

John was in many ways closer to Ringo than any other of The Beatles, seeing him as the ordinary man in the street, but also amusing and wise. Ringo wasn’t in any way a rival- where as Paul was as a songwriter and George was as a guitarist. John had always liked Ringo personally, and it was probably the main reason he was invited to be a Beatle in the first place. -(Hunter Davies: The John Lennon Letters)

precious as fuck